APRIL 5

Schmidt: You’re totally ready for it. I’ll take you through the whole thing. I’ll be like your guide.
Jess: Like Gandolf through Middle Earth?
Schmidt: Probably not like — OK — First of all, let’s take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave, where no one’s gonna find them. Ever.
Jess: Except Smeagle. He lives in a cave.
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