JUNE
22-23 Stephenie Meyer’s the queen of all vampires
How does she make this stuff up?
She’s got to be some form of genius
With Twilight she’s hit the jackpot
The Bella Cullen Project, “Sexy Vampire”

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JUNE
24 When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles…they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle. This man is a genius!
Dick Solomon (reading Dr. Seuss), 3rd Rock From the Sun

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JUNE
25 Marty, I’m sorry, but the only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning.
Doc Brown, Back to the Future

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JUNE
26 Nina Campbell: You think you’re the smartest man on the planet, don’t you?
Dick Solomon: For the thousandth time, yes!
        3rd Rock From the Sun

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JUNE
27 Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy’s heed.
Tony Giardino: Shhh!
Stuart: I’m not kidding, it’s like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony: Shhh, you’re going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that’s a huge noggin. That’s a virtual planetoid.
Tony: Shh!
Stuart: Has it’s own weather system!
    So I Married An Axe Murderer

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JUNE
28 Capt. Planet: When your powers combine, I am Captain Planet!
    Captain Planet and the Planeteers

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