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19 Brandon: Is there an Olive here?
Rosemary: There’s a whole jar of them in the fridge!
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20 Harriet: Do you actually like haggis?
Charlie: No, I think it’s repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
    So I Married An Axe Murder

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21 Jane Foster: How’d you get inside that cloud?
Darcy: Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?
   Thor

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22 It frankly does not make sense to occasionally “fill up” with water, with long periods of dehydration in between. The same thing is true spiritually. Spiritual thirst is a need for living water. A constant flow of living water is far superior to sporadic sipping.
Elder David A. Bednar
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23 Ty: Cher, I don’t wanna do this anymore.  And my buns?  They don’t feel nothing like steel.
Cher: Okay, it will get easier, I promise.  Just as long as we do it everyday, not just sporadically.
Ty: How do you know if you’re doing it sporadically?
Cher: That’s another thing, Ty.  We’ve got to work on your accent and vocabulary.  See, sporadic means once in a while.  Try and use it in a sentence today.
   Clueless

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24-25 Information, knowledge, is power. If you can control information, you can control people.
Tom Clancy

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